Husband (returning late from work) :
Good evening dear, I'm logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
Wife: But I told u in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. Abort?
Wife: what about my new T.V?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband: Type mismatch.
Wife: U r useless.
Husband: It's by default.
Wife: Whatt about your salary?
Husband: file in use…try later.
Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown virus…
Wife: **** you
Husband: Adult filter activated.
Wife: hmm ... No way with you.
Husband: Press (r) to Retry again !
Wife: I will leave you alone with your PC, NERD ...
Husband: Are you sure to perform this action ?
Wife: YES ...
Husband: File Deleted
Recycle Bin is Empty
Clearing System Restore Points
File Removed Permenantly
Operation Success !!
Good evening dear, I'm logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
Wife: But I told u in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. Abort?
Wife: what about my new T.V?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband: Type mismatch.
Wife: U r useless.
Husband: It's by default.
Wife: Whatt about your salary?
Husband: file in use…try later.
Wife: What is my value in this family?
Husband: Unknown virus…
Wife: **** you
Husband: Adult filter activated.
Wife: hmm ... No way with you.
Husband: Press (r) to Retry again !
Wife: I will leave you alone with your PC, NERD ...
Husband: Are you sure to perform this action ?
Wife: YES ...
Husband: File Deleted
Recycle Bin is Empty
Clearing System Restore Points
File Removed Permenantly
Operation Success !!