7 Jokes

7 Jokes

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,but they can also help us understand a language.

Here are7 jokes that I hope you enjoy. --

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has oneletter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into therefrigerator?

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?




*
*
Do you want to know the answers ???

*
*
*
*
*
*


Answers-------

1. envelope الظرف

2. a liar الكذاب

3. all of them كلهم

4. post office طابع البريد

5. because it turns "ice" into "Mice"

6. a house can't jump! الحصان لا يستطيع القفز

7. because he's still *living* لأنه لا يزال حياً