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Sorry men,, some men make us do mean things… so with no offence
Ways to Turn Down Men
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore
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Man: Is this seat empty
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman: Do not enter
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Man: Can I buy you a drink
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money
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Man: How did you get to be so beautiful
Woman: I must have been given your share
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Man: Your face must turn a few heads
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs
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Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out
Woman: Okay, get out
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Man: I think I could make you very happy
Woman: Why? Are you leaving
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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
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Man: Can I have your name
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one
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Man: Shall we go see a movie
Woman: I've already seen one
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Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you
Sorry men,, some men make us do mean things… so with no offence
Ways to Turn Down Men
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore
***
Man: Is this seat empty
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
***
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman: Do not enter
***
Man: Can I buy you a drink
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money
***
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful
Woman: I must have been given your share
***
Man: Your face must turn a few heads
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs
***
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out
Woman: Okay, get out
***
Man: I think I could make you very happy
Woman: Why? Are you leaving
***
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
****
Man: Can I have your name
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one
***
Man: Shall we go see a movie
Woman: I've already seen one
****
Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you
