قاموس النساء....

Woman Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = you'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = you'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)

من وين جايب هل حكي........
عم امزح م عك

يا حبيبي يا أمين ليش هالعنترة بالهجوم عالبنات.. فيك تنكر انو نحن الشباب راكضين حتى يطلعلنا من هالقاموس
ولو ضمة!!!!! أو فتحة!!!!!!!! أوحتى شدة زغيرة!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(طبعاً اللي نيتو عاطلة تقلب عليه)

اهلين وسهلين=الله بيحاسب الجميع